Thursday, January 3, 2013

Milton Berle quote

"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door."
--Milton Berle

Something Accomplished!

Well, a minor goal has been accomplished.  I have finally cleaned up my emails.  I discovered there was stuff out there from a year ago.  Ouch.  Anyhow, it is now all cleaned and organized.  Now I need to figure out a few things to do while waiting to go to Freedom Financial Services to talk about a mortgage.

Priority #1 progress - applying for a mortgage

In an effort to get Priority #1: Finding a Place to Sleep moving, I checked on a locally advertised company, Freedom Financial Services.  They open at 10 a.m. in the Chapel Hills Mall, so I am going to go down there and see if there is anything they can do.  They have something called a nonconforming loan, which their website says could be the ticket for people with less-than-good credit.  Hey, if I come away from today knowing my credit is just too bad to get a home loan, I can at least eliminate this option from my list.

New year, new commitment

With the new year I have to bring a new commitment to the things I wish to accomplish.  Right now, the thing that seems to be hampering me most is not having a home.  So, I need to come up with a plan to find some place to sleep, and I am going to use this blog to help me organize my thoughts.

So, what are the options for sleeping:
1)  Getting an apartment
2)  Buying a house
3)  Sleeping in a van
4)  Become someone's roommate.
5)  Find a live-in job
6)  Get a large business space and live out of that

If these are my 4 options, what are the steps I need take:
1)  Fix credit rating
2)  Get pre-approved for a home loan
3)  Look at vans
4)  Find a roommate
5)  Locate potential business spaces
6)  Apply for jobs

As I have been writing this, things have altered quite a bit.  I have thought of two other ways to have a place to sleep and added those.  In my mind, I am thinking the order will be something like this:  Get started on the pre-approval.  While that is processing, look for a live-in job and a large business space.  I can also start fixing my credit rating.  If the loan is not approved and I am unable to find a live-in job or an appropriately priced business space, I will buy a van to live in.  In the event there is no appropriate van for sale, I will have to look for a roommate situation as a last resort.

No matter what the order, finding a place to sleep, and possibly live, is my current #1 priority.  Everything else takes a back seat for now.

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Target quote

"We all yearn for something, and that something . . . is the other sock."
--Target commercial

Thursday, December 27, 2012

M. C. Escher quotation

"Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great."
--M. C. Escher

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Sunday, December 23, 2012

A homeless holiday

So, what is a homeless guy going to do on the holiday?  Well . . .

I am already at the church I clean, and there is nobody here.  Therefore, I am going to try to clean the church as fast as I can and then get some sleep.

The YMCA opens at 5 a.m., so I will head over there to get some exercise and shower.  That will take about 2 hours.

At 7:30 a.m., the Comfort Dental chain offers free dental work, so I plan on heading over there to see if I can get some cavities filled.  They are open until 11:30 a.m.

When I leave there, I will probably go to a movie theater.  I will pay for one movie and then try to sneak into others if I can.  I need to waste enough time to avoid returning to the church until after 9 p.m., when Christmas Eve services are finished.

I will clean fast and sleep at the church.

For Christmas Day, I have no idea what is going to be open.  I will attempt the WalMart and maybe a mall.  If the WalMart is open, I will start working on my frugalista report comparing WalMart to Target to King Soopers.  If the WalMart is not open, I will drive to the nearest mall to see if it is open.  Otherwise, I have no idea what I will do on Tuesday.

The church is having a dinner, so I cannot return to the church until after 2 p.m.  Hopefully, it will be safe to do that, especially if I can find no other place to be.

I really need to make a few decisions:
1)  Should I keep looking for a job or just get my businesses started?
2)  Will either be easier if I have an apartment or buy a van to live in?
3)  I supposed another important question is do I want to move back to Wisconsin?  Or maybe even somewhere I have never been?  Because I really, REALLY need to get out of this shit hole named Colorado Springs.

---Update 1---
I have done the preliminary cleaning of 3 of the 5 hallways and decided to take a break.  I was originally going to nap, but I remembers there is week-old pasta in the church's fridge, which I was invited to eat by the youth activities leader.  Therefore, I nuked a bowl of pasta and wrote this update instead of napping.  Well, back to work.